but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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