he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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