yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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