we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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