She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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