sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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