My brain says no but my pants say off.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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