he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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