im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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