If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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