Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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