You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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