my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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