You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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