Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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