do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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