Your tits are I can't wait for
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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