you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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