I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Randomize
