He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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