Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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