Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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