just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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