The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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