I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My first STD was from a foam party
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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