Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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