I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
