NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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