last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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