your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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