Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I believe in your delicious
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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