Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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