I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
