I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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