Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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