I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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