i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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