Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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