I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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