i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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