He uses pillows to masturbate.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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