When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
