Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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