and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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