ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize