Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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