i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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