i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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