why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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