I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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