we have officially lost it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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