Your tits are I can't wait for
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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