we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
