I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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