i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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